This poem is late.
I am breeding Pokemon.
I have no girlfriend.
Tag Archives: Haiku
They Called It “Animal Control Headquarters”
I went to the zoo.
There was only one dog there.
It was a shih tzu.
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At The Office
Sometimes I’m at work
And I lose my stapler
And my will to live.
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-Ace job interview
-Take 10 paid vacation days
-Get fired, repeat
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Write a few haikus
About work though self-employed.
#Poetry
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Life In Washington State
Two inches of snow
Means schools are closed tomorrow.
Colorado laughs.
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Watch As This Somehow Violates The WordPress Terms Of Service…
If you see an ad
Anywhere around this page
Do not click on it.
Advertisers don’t
Pay me to be on my site.
That gives me no joy.
But if I offend
All the advertising firms
They might go away.
Thus all these haiku
Warning you not to click on
Those cheap f#%^ers’ ads.
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Irony’s Trump Card
People on the street
Waving Confederate flags
Say “You lost, move on.”
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No One Has Ever Made This Joke Bef…
Even though I can’t
Count syllables properly
I can still write hai…
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Unsung Legends
Hercules is strong
But what about Hiscules?
Bunch of sexist greeks…
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The Daily Travesty 