Barbecue at work.
Brought wieners and hot fresh buns.
Now I’m unemployed.
Tag Archives: Haiku
Guest Poem From My Wife As She Sits On The Couch Playing Pokemon, Expecting Me To Rub Her Feet
We drove home today
People need to learn to drive
Terrible traffic
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Based On The Date This Was Published, You Know My Answer
April seventeenth
Is national haiku day.
Do you give a crap?
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hAIkus
If you say to me
“Epistemological”
I will think you’re smart.
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If you say to me
“Cheese is made from poodle eggs”
I will think you’re smart.
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If you say to me
Anything at all, that’s fine.
I’m not built to judge.
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A Winter Drive Haiku
Twinkling blacktop ice
Gleams like diamonds. I turn right
But my car goes left.
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Guest Poem by POTUS
I will start by saying
Haikus have five syllables
In the first and third lines.
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Now THAT Is A Great Value
This ten minute break
Isn’t long enough to write
More than a Haiku.
But I’m not an ass!
I’ll reward you with not one
Haiku, but with two!
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An Odd Relationship
Wicked kitty cat…
You bite me and make me bleed!
Wanna snuggle now?
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The Daily Travesty 