I weigh half a ton,
Run as fast as a race horse,
Plus I’m snuggly
Tag Archives: Haiku
Ou Vous Avez Un Accent Sympa
Si vous comprenez
Vous avez traduisé bien
Avec le Google
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Gyms and Churches Unite!
What if we sold folks
A place they don’t want to go
Then shamed them for it?
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Too Young For MySpace, Too Old For Empathy
When I hear the word
“Instagram” I always think
“These damn kids today…”
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She’s Tired Of People Playing It Without Permission
Rightful owner of
The world’s smallest violin
Wants you to cheer up
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Christmas Is Gettin’ Good!
Growing up is hard.
Santa wants to make you smile.
Meet new Nuka-Sled!
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I Could Just Eat You Up…
They called me the goat,
Which would be fine, except they’re
A birria chef.
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