Everything is fun
‘Til the ball goes in the stands
And a nose dissolves…
Tag Archives: Haiku
Ode To My Brain After The First Day Of School
Repeat after me:
Just because the door says push
Doesn’t mean don’t pull.
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The Superhero Genre
Look! It’s a bad guy!
Let’s get punched a lot and then
Save the day again!
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When In Rome (Or The Dangers Of Conformity)
I think Italians
Must have problems with their kids
Jumping off bridges
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Maker Of EVERYTHING?
God is perfect, but
Counterpoint: Cilantro though…
I doth rest my case.
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Intro To Mongolian History
There were horse legions;
Now they are a metaphor
For far-as-heck stuff.
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Intro To Japanese History
They swung their nunchakus
We dropped two nuclear bombs
Now they make cartoons
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…and the F-Beech-I
I have been informed
“Tree Hunger Games are not real”
By the Tree-I-A
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One Will Be Chosen…
In the world of trees
Is Christmas the Hunger Games?
Asking for a friend…
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