There were two Washington teams
Both with football victory dreams
But one took command
And threw proverbial pocket sand
And now Seattle is filled with screams
Tag Archives: Haiku
Social Change When?
Everyone agrees
Capes are cool, and yet instead
People wear neckties…
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Counterargument…
What if God’s a dog?
That’s why he loves everyone
And doesn’t talk much…
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Egyptians Were Right All Along?
What if God’s a cat
That destroys things now and then
But mostly just naps?
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Use The Haiku, Luke
I
Two Jedi go find
Slave boy on a desert world,
Blow up space station
II
Slave boy’s all grown up
Turns out there are lots of clones
And a war begins
III
Slave boy kills younglings,
Upgrades wardrobe with a cape
And breathing device
IV
Old Jedi befriends
Farm boy on a desert world,
Blows up space station
V
Farm boy meets his dad.
Talking doesn’t go so well.
Things get out of hand
VI
Crime boss meets his match
And the farm boy saves his dad,
Blows up space station
VII
Desert planet girl
Looks for farm boy far away,
Blows up space station
VIII
What the #%%* was this?
Slow car chase through space, I guess?
Also, farm boy dies
IX
Space girl with map knife…
“Somehow, Palpatine returned”…
Identity Theft…
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Flossing
If your gums don’t bleed
You aren’t pressing hard enough.
Do it every night.
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“No”, Said Chad The Juror
So if you’re crazy
And you do some crazy crimes
You’re just innocent?
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Bump. Set. Spike! Oops…
Everything is fun
‘Til the ball goes in the stands
And a nose dissolves…
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Ode To My Brain After The First Day Of School
Repeat after me:
Just because the door says push
Doesn’t mean don’t pull.
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The Superhero Genre
Look! It’s a bad guy!
Let’s get punched a lot and then
Save the day again!
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