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Tag Archives: Haiku
…and the F-Beech-I
I have been informed
“Tree Hunger Games are not real”
By the Tree-I-A
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One Will Be Chosen…
In the world of trees
Is Christmas the Hunger Games?
Asking for a friend…
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A Truth As Old As Time
Playing notes quickly
Does not make you musical…
But is does get views
Why Is Jaws A Franchise?
So the shark attacked
And killed lots of people who
Went back three more times?
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Thanks, Darling!
My wife’s boobs are great.
She won’t tell me what to write;
I default to this
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Ou Vous Avez Un Accent Sympa
Si vous comprenez
Vous avez traduisé bien
Avec le Google
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Gyms and Churches Unite!
What if we sold folks
A place they don’t want to go
Then shamed them for it?
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Too Young For MySpace, Too Old For Empathy
When I hear the word
“Instagram” I always think
“These damn kids today…”
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The Daily Travesty 