If you really squint
You’ll get much better at math.
Sincerely, China.
Tag Archives: Haiku
Romantic Evenings, Senior Edition
Starry Summer night
My love in my arms, but then
My bladder says “Boo”
Filed under Poems
When You Want To Be Sensitive But Can’t Rhyme And Only Have One Minute To Write
The first haiku was
TikTok for ancient Japan.
Ninjas loved that junk.
Filed under Poems
Or GTA 6 (My Disappointment Is Immeasurable)
We’ve almost achieved
AI singularity.
Still no laser sharks.
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Back Online, Just In Time For Election Season?
Hantavirus ship
Proves the “New World Order” guys
Must be introverts
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Modern Composers Be Like
Why will no one pay
To hear my iguana fart
With an orchestra?
Filed under Poems
Sports 101
Every sport on Earth
Is just humans playing fetch
With some extra rules.
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Universal Income When?
If I’m still in bed
Working hard to write poems,
Am I really though?
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