Tag Archives: Haiku

The Introvert’s Decision

Go big or go home?

Suffice to say I am not

Fond of going big.

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The Finalists For The 2025 Missing Championship

Epstein client list

Inner city black father

Livable wage jobs

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9:30 PM

Body, toasty warm

Snuggled up with heavy eyes.

Bladder says, “What if…”

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There Will Be Signs…

If I ever say

“Let’s play some Monopoly”

I’ve been body-snatched.

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Summertime

When I spray the hose

I can make rainbows appear

In our living room

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Ted Talks Nowadays

Maybe if we hugged

Pterodactyls every day

We would have world peace

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Cheese comes from a can

Also from mammal udders

Therefore cows are steel

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Climate change is bad.

So is hitting little kids.

#ChangedMyLife

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Dad Jokes Just Got Nerdier

Knock knock. Who’s there? Joe.

Joe who? Joe Mom! LOL!

My poor future kids…

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Truth Hurts

We are all mermaids

Who evolved to live on land

And not sing as much.

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That Moment Before Sleep

Pillow soft and cool

Sheets are clean. My feet are sore.

Now I have to pee.

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My Conversation Tomorrow After I Get To Work With Two Hours Of Sleep

D and D went long.

We were fighting evil frogs!

What do you mean, “Nerd”?

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