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Tag Archives: Haiku
Why The Dinosaurs Didn’t Re-Evolve
Chicken of the Sea
Serves as warning for the fish
Who would go on land.
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Happy International Men’s Day!
House all to myself.
There’s a lot of stuff to do
Like nap on the couch.
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Gift Cards
Happy Birthday dude!
Here’s cash you can only spend
Somewhere you don’t go.
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You’re Used To It By Now
5:00 AM alarm
Set for wake up tomorrow
Thus, it’s haiku night!
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Travel Plans
Flying tuna can
Crammed with average human beings.
Twice delayed so far.
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If You Know, You Know
Halloween one-shot
Playing long past 9:00 PM
My nerd social life
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Endings Are Overrated. Candles, Not So Much.
Lights are flickering.
Dire rain and wind give me
An excuse to post…
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The Daily Travesty 