I’ll go with the flow,
With the status quo,
But there are new places
This poet must go,
And so
I’m pleased to declare
To those here and there
That new things are coming,
Like Spring in the air.
I’ve created a page
(As it’s called in this age)
In the book of faces
For you to engage.
The site name has been altered,
Just in case you have faltered.
It’s just thedailytravesty.com now.
The WordPress name has been haltered
(And by haltered I mean gotten rid of, but you knew that).
But the next great frontier
Which I whisper in your ear
Is a publishing venture.
Oh dear, oh dear.
The future is bright.
Come join it with me,
And tomorrow we’ll have
An even greater Travesty.
On the Correction of Humans
It’s come to my attention
That the world isn’t flawless.
People are ugly, stupid, poor,
Foreign, local, and/or lawless.
To fix this inconvenient fact
I’ve thought up a solution:
Let’s choose some perfect people
And write up a constitution
And bind those other people
Under government and law.
Isn’t it nice that this system
Doesn’t have any flaw?
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