All is fair in love and war.
All is not lovely in warfare.
All is war in a love affair
And I’ll just end this poem there.
Tag Archives: Sayings
October 27, 2017 · 2:35 pm
Yet More Stupid Wisdom
Those who live in glass houses
Should definitely throw stones
So they can collect insurance money
And use it to buy normal homes.
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October 24, 2017 · 7:54 pm
Subtle Differences
One man’s treasure is another man’s trash.
That’s what I’ve heard them say,
But I find the statement even more true
If you take the “is” away.
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March 24, 2016 · 8:52 pm
What Doesn’t Kill You
“What doesn’t kill you
Makes you stronger”
Is total BS.
What about candy,
Vasectomies,
And gastrointestinal stress?
Watching television
Or putting on your socks
Don’t build the muscles all that well,
Nor does eating with a spoon
Or staring at the sun
Or reading books that teach you how to sell.
So how about
Instead of that stupid saying
We make a stupid saying of our own?
“What doesn’t kill you
Can be made into bad poems
That can be written rather quickly on one’s phone.”
The Daily Travesty 