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Good Night In Seattle

THE BIRDS AND THE SHEEP PLAYED A GAME

AND AT FIRST, YEAH, THE BIRDS LOOKED LAME

THEN WE WENT TO OT

AND OH GOOD GOLLY GEE

GIVE RESPECT TO OUR SEAHAWKS’ NAME!

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The Cardinals Uniform Designer, Apparently

What if we made shirts

Out of used toilet paper

And called it a day?

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Remember That Hope Thing? That Was Nice…

There once was a 49ers running back

But he got hurt a few games back.

Turns out their fifth string

Still runs like a king

And the ‘92 Seahawks are back.

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Thursday Night Football

There once were some Illinois Bears

Who played the ex-redskins by O’hare.

They punted and punted

And punted and punted

And who the heck actually cares?

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