Everything was going well
Until I ate that Taco Bell…
For one glorious ride I was a fountain
In the very first car upon Splash Mountain.
Tag Archives: Accidents
Modern Sports
Thwunk!
Up goes the ball.
Oooh!
Up goes the excitement.
Aaaah!
Uo goes the hot dog guy into the ambulance.
Click!
Up go the youtube views.
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The Diving Contest
Ten-dollar swimsuit,
Twelve silver rungs,
Six feet of diving board,
Twelve-foot deep water,
Four-hundred cheering fans,
Two feet too far left,
Five nights at the hospital,
Countless memories.
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Malpractice
I went to the doctor.
I was feeling sick.
He hit me with a hammer
And tried to make me kick.
And so I kicked (a bit to hard).
I hope he can still chew…
Now I’ll see if a chiropractor
Can cure my stomach flu.
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Driver’s Ed Dropouts
Saw down a tree.
Chop it down with an ax.
Burn it, chainsaw it,
Send it anthrax.
There are lots of good ways
To get rid of a tree,
But hitting it with your car
Doesn’t sound smart to me.
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The Daily Travesty 