Here is the church,
There is the steeple.
Open the doors
And see all the people
Saying “Look at that steeple!
“What a dope church!
“Now let’s get some coffee
“And buy Jesus merch!”
Tag Archives: Capitalism
The Game Changed Me…
I played a game of Monopoly
And the reactions spanned quite a panoply.
I bankrupted my friends
‘Cause means justify ends…
Now I’ve a monocle and I act foppily.
Filed under Poems
Idioms, Like Pubic Hair, Are Better When Short
When life gives you lemons
You make lemonade
Then you give it to children
Who sell it and get paid
Then give you their money
Which your wife will then spend
And life gives you more lemons
And when will it end?
Filed under Poems
Supply and Demand
No one ever paid to see
My possum, who played “dead.”
Now I have a dead possum
Who plays “alive” instead.
Filed under Poems
Superman Gets A Clue
We triumph over evil
And restore justice all day,
Yet evil and injustice
Never go away.
So I’ve become convinced
By the style of all these crooks
That someone’s sponsoring evil
In order to sell more books.
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