It was 9:00 AM
Then I turned the Youtube on.
Now it’s Saturday.
Tag Archives: Haiku
The Guy On Your International Flight
Open, gaping maw
Swallowing my will to live.
When will you shut up?
Filed under Poems
Better Travesties – Next Time
Next year I resolve
Not to write these dumb haikus.
Glad it’s still this year!
Filed under Poems
Haikommercials
Winding mountain pass.
A deep voice talks about specs.
Gotta buy that Porsche.
There’s a friendly man
Succeeding at basic tasks.
Nope, just kidding. Lol!
That weird moment when
You’re watching some late night crap
And think “I need that.”
Filed under Poems
Elegy for an Innova Blizzard Boss Champion Disc
What comes up comes down.
If that’s true, then why won’t my
Frisbee leave the roof?
Filed under Poems
Bargaining
Monday comes again.
Seems it happens every week.
Can’t we skip this one?
Daylight Savings
Weekends go too fast.
This one has one hour less.
Karma, I suppose.
Filed under Poems
I’m Just That Uninspired
I thought about it.
Then I thought and thought some more,
Yet I still wrote this.
Filed under Poems, To the Reader
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