Winding mountain pass.
A deep voice talks about specs.
Gotta buy that Porsche.
There’s a friendly man
Succeeding at basic tasks.
Nope, just kidding. Lol!
That weird moment when
You’re watching some late night crap
And think “I need that.”
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Haikommercials
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Elegy for an Innova Blizzard Boss Champion Disc
What comes up comes down.
If that’s true, then why won’t my
Frisbee leave the roof?
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Bargaining
Monday comes again.
Seems it happens every week.
Can’t we skip this one?
Daylight Savings
Weekends go too fast.
This one has one hour less.
Karma, I suppose.
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I’m Just That Uninspired
I thought about it.
Then I thought and thought some more,
Yet I still wrote this.
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When Motivation Doesn’t Come
I slept in ’til nine.
It felt really, really good.
This is a haiku.
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Abduction Impressions
Flashing purple lights.
I’m inside a UFO.
What is with that probe?
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