People on the street
Waving Confederate flags
Say “You lost, move on.”
Tag Archives: Haiku
No One Has Ever Made This Joke Bef…
Even though I can’t
Count syllables properly
I can still write hai…
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Unsung Legends
Hercules is strong
But what about Hiscules?
Bunch of sexist greeks…
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Oops! I meant “Perfunctory.” Wait, No…
“Pusillanimous”
Was how I described my date.
I did not get laid.
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Great Name, Slightly-Maggoty Flavor
If I were a fruit
I would be a dragonfruit
‘Cause no one eats those.
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George R.R. Martin Haikus
Tiny perfect love
Harmless as the falling snow…
Let’s murder it! Lol
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If your life is bland
Even though you’re rich and stuff
Why not try incest?
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I like stories where
Characters have twelve names each.
Maybe that’s just me…
Pulling Out The Good…?
When Chinese people
Want to eat on fancy plates
What are those plates called?
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The Daily Travesty 