“Greenland” is a name
That does not describe the place,
Like “United States”
Tag Archives: Haiku
Government In A Nutshell
“Can we all agree…”
“No! You didn’t vote like me!”
“…That kittens are cute?”
Filed under Poems
It’s A Product And A Profession (Not Cannibals… The Other Bit)
Cannibals be like:
“Poultry farmers over there!“
“Chicken tenders! Yum!”
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Innocence Dies First, Closely Followed By Spontaneity
Being an adult
Means you schedule things like sex
And video games
I Write While Sleepy On The Couch Before I Go To My Bed To Not Fall Asleep For Half An Hour
It’s bedtime again.
Tomorrow I go to work.
Life is Groundhog Day.
Filed under Poems
Errata for Yesterday’s Haiku
I have been informed
By the demons, and I quote,
“We’re busy elsewhere.”
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D&D, 1980s Edition
Demon worshippers
Moulding children to their will
Using dice and math.
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When You Have To Finish All The Christmas Candy Before Your Resolutions Start
Not quite next year yet…
Losing weight is easier
When you start out fat…
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The Daily Travesty 