Satan smiled and laughed:
“Wi-fi has no internet.
“That should blow their minds.”
Tag Archives: Haiku
My Response To Deodorant Salespeople
If God intended
Men to have scentless armpits
He’d have made us snakes.
Filed under Poems
Eight Hours Of Peace And Quiet
Toilet seats are cold
Unless you stay on them ‘til
The next needed time.
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Right Brain, Left Brain
Cubists make square art.
Architects just nod and smile
Then make rectangles.
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Extra Rigor
Played Jenga at work.
Got fired. Well, okay. The morgue
Will run without me.
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True Or False
Tick…tock…tick…tock…tick…
Will you cut the red wire
Or press the button?
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Travel Scheduling
Airplane lands at 5:00
Off the plane at 12:03
Bag pickup at 9:00
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Over Time, This Is Guaranteed To Reduce Traffic
Instead of red lights
We can just have free-for-alls
At the four-way stops.
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The Daily Travesty 