Not quite next year yet…
Losing weight is easier
When you start out fat…
Tag Archives: Haiku
Let’s Eat Flesh vs. Let’s Eat, Flesh?
Zombie killing spree
And a zombie-killing spree
Are not the same thing.
Filed under Poems
Keepy-Uppy Should Be An Olympic Sport
Make up fancy sports
With eight-hundred page rule books?
Nah. Play “don’t drop ball”.
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Young Introvert’s Reality Check
People really go
Spend time talking to strangers
Without deadly threats?
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Generous Older Man Seeking Mistletoe Fan
“Ho ho ho”, I said
Checking twice the naughty list,
Always swiping right.
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Why The Dinosaurs Didn’t Re-Evolve
Chicken of the Sea
Serves as warning for the fish
Who would go on land.
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Happy International Men’s Day!
House all to myself.
There’s a lot of stuff to do
Like nap on the couch.
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Gift Cards
Happy Birthday dude!
Here’s cash you can only spend
Somewhere you don’t go.
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The Daily Travesty 