Tag Archives: Haiku

Advice From My Students

If you have not said

“Lozenge” today, try it out;

It’s a banger word.

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Happy Valentine’s Day! (Buy My Book)

Aromatic plants

Cuddle with their families

Before reaping day.

Tiny baby rose

Has her petals scattered on

Your bedroom carpet.

When will peace return

And the wanton slaughter end?

Why not do your part?

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Short Form Content

Haikus prove Japan

Thought of TikTok poetry

Way before the world.

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Big Yikes! Finna Be Salty

Lore drop: “No cap fam”

When said to boomers does not

Make them press F, chat.

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Musician Logic

9:00 PM practice

Because people play better

After a long day

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Today In Headlines That Never Existed:

Government program

Accomplished its goals, and so

We’ll drop your taxes.

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Mixed Opinions

“Greenland” is a name

That does not describe the place,

Like “United States”

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Government In A Nutshell

“Can we all agree…”

“No! You didn’t vote like me!”

“…That kittens are cute?”

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The Holiday Spirit?

Martin Luther King

Dreamed about equality.

I prefer days off.

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Dear 49ers…

Nine seconds of game

Is all we need to defeat

Your pathetic butts.

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