Today was a Monday.
It wasn’t a fun day,
Nor was it remarkably fateful.
Today was a Monday.
Now it’s a done day.
And for that I am certainly grateful.
Tag Archives: Monday
Perception of Eternity
Time is not eternal:
It will someday go away,
And we’ll be left in timelessness
For eternity to stay.
Time is not eternal:
We’ve only got today,
But luckily we have meetings
To make it feel that way.
Filed under Poems
Three Day Weekend
I’m busy as an ugly hooker,
Yet I have no free time
To clean the house or exercise
Or come up with a requisite rhyme.
The lazy Sunday model
Is how every day should be.
I’m doing the same this Monday.
Let’s hear it: Who’s with me?
Filed under Poems, To the Reader
The Best I’ve Got
A panda, a koala,
A grizzly, and a pooh
Walked into the city
After they left the zoo.
They walked into a bar
And all ordered a coke.
This isn’t much of a poem,
Nor is it much of a joke.
Filed under Poems
Bargaining
Monday comes again.
Seems it happens every week.
Can’t we skip this one?
No-Mo-Wri-Mo
First Monday of November:
The very special day
When thousands of aspiring writers
Throw NaNoWriMo dreams away.
Filed under Poems
Human Nature
Early Monday morning
And the sun has yet to rise.
My alarm clock is screaming
But I won’t open my eyes.
There are still many hours
Of sleep to be enjoyed,
So I don’t get up on Monday.
(That’s prob’ly why I’m unemployed).
Filed under Poems
The Daily Travesty 