What would happen if
You don’t pay attention to
“No Vacancy” signs?
Tag Archives: Haiku
George R.R. Martin Haikus
Tiny perfect love
Harmless as the falling snow…
Let’s murder it! Lol
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If your life is bland
Even though you’re rich and stuff
Why not try incest?
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I like stories where
Characters have twelve names each.
Maybe that’s just me…
Pulling Out The Good…?
When Chinese people
Want to eat on fancy plates
What are those plates called?
Filed under Poems
When You Use Laziness To Make Yourself Look Impressive (True Story)
Card tricks stole my mind
‘Til 11:59.
Still published today!
Filed under Poems
That Second Line’s Syllable Dilemna Though…
It’s 8:53.
I’m too tired to write good poems.
Damn, I’m getting old.
Filed under Poems
#LizardHaikus
Changing my colors
Is a dying form of art.
#ChameleonJokes
I don’t talk as much
Since I’m an insurance guy.
#FifteenPercentLess
I’m called a monster,
But if I had my own way
I’d be #CuteGila
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Decisions, Decisions
Twenty-one years old,
A whole life ahead of me.
But there’s Youtube too…
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Blind Dates
When she looks at me
Children scream and flowers die.
Probably no big deal…
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Nearsighted
Dancing fairy lights.
Look again and it’s a truck.
Should’ve looked both ways.
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