Card tricks stole my mind
‘Til 11:59.
Still published today!
Tag Archives: Haiku
That Second Line’s Syllable Dilemna Though…
It’s 8:53.
I’m too tired to write good poems.
Damn, I’m getting old.
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#LizardHaikus
Changing my colors
Is a dying form of art.
#ChameleonJokes
I don’t talk as much
Since I’m an insurance guy.
#FifteenPercentLess
I’m called a monster,
But if I had my own way
I’d be #CuteGila
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Decisions, Decisions
Twenty-one years old,
A whole life ahead of me.
But there’s Youtube too…
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Blind Dates
When she looks at me
Children scream and flowers die.
Probably no big deal…
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Nearsighted
Dancing fairy lights.
Look again and it’s a truck.
Should’ve looked both ways.
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It Was A Wednesday Morning
It was 9:00 AM
Then I turned the Youtube on.
Now it’s Saturday.
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The Guy On Your International Flight
Open, gaping maw
Swallowing my will to live.
When will you shut up?
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Better Travesties – Next Time
Next year I resolve
Not to write these dumb haikus.
Glad it’s still this year!
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The Daily Travesty 