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Tag Archives: Haiku
We Could Have Had Super Soldiers By Now, And Yet…
Still no one has tried
Giving coffee to the sloths.
Science, what the #%**?
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I Failed My Wisdom Saving Throw
Work at 5:00 AM.
We played D&D tonight.
Sleep is optional.
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Sophie’s New Choice
Equal wages or
Pumpkin-spice in everything…
White girls, whatcha got?
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The Cardinals Uniform Designer, Apparently
What if we made shirts
Out of used toilet paper
And called it a day?
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Hark! I, The Bard, Doth Telleth Of Some Happenings That Art Off The Hook, Yo!
“Once upon a time…”
Is the ye olde way to say
“Get a load of this…”
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Kids These Days…
My parents were trees;
I’m a cone that you step on
To make crackle sounds.
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Health Class Paid Off
Body builder said
“Feel my upper back”, but I
Knew it was a trap.
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The Old Greats Are Always Surpassed By Modern Marvels
Frankenstein reflects
That his monster has nothing
On the kid you made.
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The Daily Travesty 