“Once upon a time…”
Is the ye olde way to say
“Get a load of this…”
Tag Archives: Haiku
Kids These Days…
My parents were trees;
I’m a cone that you step on
To make crackle sounds.
Filed under Poems
Health Class Paid Off
Body builder said
“Feel my upper back”, but I
Knew it was a trap.
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The Old Greats Are Always Surpassed By Modern Marvels
Frankenstein reflects
That his monster has nothing
On the kid you made.
Filed under Poems
21st Century Love
Learning CPR
To kiss choking folks for free
Still beats dating apps.
Filed under Poems
Kitty Says…
I brought them a gift.
It flew off and bit their kid.
I’m the goodest boy.
We Returned It Twice, But He Keeps Insisting…
Big fat fluffy cat
Thinks our Amazon wish list
Includes a dead bird
Filed under Poems
Share This With Anyone Who Disses Your Business Idea
Styrofoam peanuts
Plus some sugar and orange paint:
Still in business how?
Filed under Poems
Fashion Advice For Men
Nothing says “Stud” like
Wearing a Hawaiian shirt
With a sweater vest
The Daily Travesty 