Tag Archives: Loneliness

A Near Miss

I was feeling unfulfilled

As I browsed the worldwide web.

My loneliness was at its peak,

My energy at ebb.

Then I saw an advertisement

That said “Hot Singles Near You.”

I turned on my ad blocker

And was lonely again. Phew!

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Honest Guy Problems

“What’s your favorite body part?”

The online survey said.

I wrote “chest hair.” I’m a guy,

And thus my empty bed.

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Who Needs An Angel When You Already Have Halo ™?

It’s Sunday evening.

I’m alone

With no new numbers

In my phone.

But don’t you dare

Feel sorry for me!

My night may be dull,

But at least it’s free.

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I Write From Experience

If you feel lonely,

Forgotten and blue,

Put a cat in your profile pic

And everyone loves you.

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