Here’s the second one.
If you’re reading this, I am
Blissfully at sea.
Tag Archives: Poetry
Vacation, Part I
Getting on a cruise.
I wrote seven poems for
Scheduled publishing…
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There Can Only Be One…
If you ever feel inferior
Be glad it’s not your fate
To be one of the walls in China
That never will be great.
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Except They’d All Start Bullying The Dog Because She’s Cute And Blonde…
I think we need an Air Bud sequel
Where the dog plays in the WNBA.
It would bring recognition to the league
And the dog winning makes sense that way.
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Haiku for my Sister-In-Law
I have zero friends
Because other people suck
And I’m funnier
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When You Think Of A Tongue Twister, But Have To Justify It With Some Kind Of Narrative ‘Cause You Write A Poetry Blog, Not A Tongue-Twister Channel
I remember being baffled
When I was a little tyke
Because the little axolotls
Looked an awful lot alike
And the axolotl likeness
Made me trip over my tongue;
“A lot of little axolotls look a lot alike”
Is hard to say when you are young.
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Jazz
I’ve got a great idea
For a really catchy song.
We’ll play the tune for the first minute
But it’s eleven minutes long
So the rest of it will be me
Playing a random sexy lick
Until you forget that you were listening…
Yeah, that’ll do the trick!
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Perfectionism
Sunny Summer day
Fluffy clouds and gentle breeze
Now I’m way too tan
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Cause and Effect
Birthday cake is good.
Every day someone is born.
Ergo: I am fat.
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The Daily Travesty 