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New Faces, Same 4th Quarter Meltdowns

The Seahawks were back on the field

With a brand new head coach that we wield.

This is so nee and awesome!

Wait? Our D’s still a possum?

And yep, seems our fate is still sealed.

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My Superbowl Thoughts

On the one hand, I’m disappointed.

On the other hand, I am ok

That I don’t have to spend my whole afternoon

Watching both teams I hate get to play.

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Seahawks Fans Right Now

There once was a team called the Bears

Who thrust my clan into despairs.

They sucked at a sport,

But so do my cohort

So at the end of the day, who cares?

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Not Sweating The Small Stuff

I’m going to bed in an hour

And my phone is at 9% battery

But the Seahawks haven’t been bad tonight

So other stuff doesn’t mattery.

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Seriously Seattle?

There once was a Seattle bird team

Who fought a sports battle upstream.

Alas, the sheep rallied

While the birds dilly-dallied

And now they’re an NFL meme.

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It’s Never Easy In Seattle

The Seahawks today were a flyin’

When they beat a Michigan Lion:

With three turnovers, ‘twas prominent

How they were utterly dominant

And so barely squeaked out a win.

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Episode 12: A New Hope

There once was a Seahawks QB

Who wore a shirt that said “3”.

The fans said “Oh no”

When they watched Russell go

But now they chant “Geno for me!”

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The 11.5th Man

Today I watched a once great team

Catch on fire, but die as steam,

Lead on offense by a bust

Who makes us say “In Smith We Trust.”

On the flip side now I know

How Michael Jackson puts on a show.

Do we suck? Yeah, probably!

But I still love the hawks, so whee!

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Yes, I Accept Requests (Also, Go Hawks)

I was asked by a fan not named Ringo

To write a poem about Barkevius Mingo.

He isn’t a slacker

As an outside linebacker

But his surname limits my descriptive lingo.

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There’s Joy In Mudville Again!

Blair Walsh missed three tries tonight.

He didn’t have a choice.

The fans will go home sobbing,

But Mighty Casey will rejoice.

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