Why will no one pay
To hear my iguana fart
With an orchestra?
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Sports 101
Every sport on Earth
Is just humans playing fetch
With some extra rules.
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Win/Win, Nerd Style
Instead of all the low-income housing
Why can’t we build a castle or six
And all of the nerds will move in there
And the poor get the houses of sticks?
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Universal Income When?
If I’m still in bed
Working hard to write poems,
Am I really though?
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Also, LinkedIn
Satan smiled and laughed:
“Wi-fi has no internet.
“That should blow their minds.”
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My Response To Deodorant Salespeople
If God intended
Men to have scentless armpits
He’d have made us snakes.
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Eight Hours Of Peace And Quiet
Toilet seats are cold
Unless you stay on them ‘til
The next needed time.
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Right Brain, Left Brain
Cubists make square art.
Architects just nod and smile
Then make rectangles.
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Extra Rigor
Played Jenga at work.
Got fired. Well, okay. The morgue
Will run without me.
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When In Doubt, Honeydew Not
If you eat some fruit that’s mushy
It’ll put a fire in your tushy.
If you think that it will not…
I’m writing on the pot.
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