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Intro To Mongolian History
There were horse legions;
Now they are a metaphor
For far-as-heck stuff.
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Intro To Japanese History
They swung their nunchakus
We dropped two nuclear bombs
Now they make cartoons
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But If You Order Now, You Can Get Both!
If you have a form of ‘tism
It may be a blessing or flaw
Depending on whether its “nepo”
Or more on the spectrum of “au”.
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Christmas/Dinner
Everything is food to something
And food is a wonderful gift
So don’t think too much about presents
And embrace your omnivorous thrift.
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Effort Is Returning…
Roses are still red,
My business is finished,
And now I will sleep
For my stress is diminished.
Violets are purple,
My stanzas are two,
And I hope that you have
A most peaceful night too.
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Effort Is For Those Who Sleep
Roses are red,
My life is busy.
Good night, and may all
Of your sodas be fizzy.
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…and the F-Beech-I
I have been informed
“Tree Hunger Games are not real”
By the Tree-I-A
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One Will Be Chosen…
In the world of trees
Is Christmas the Hunger Games?
Asking for a friend…
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The Daily Travesty 