Tag Archives: Haiku

Endings Are Overrated. Candles, Not So Much.

Lights are flickering.

Dire rain and wind give me

An excuse to post…

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When School Gives You Hope

Sunday evening ends.

Glitch in time. It’s Saturday.

Yay, quantum physics!

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You Can Pose For The Brochure Though!

Need a scholarship?

Are you brown or female?

Still no, but congrats.

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We Could Have Had Super Soldiers By Now, And Yet…

Still no one has tried

Giving coffee to the sloths.

Science, what the #%**?

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I Failed My Wisdom Saving Throw

Work at 5:00 AM.

We played D&D tonight.

Sleep is optional.

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Sophie’s New Choice

Equal wages or

Pumpkin-spice in everything…

White girls, whatcha got?

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The Cardinals Uniform Designer, Apparently

What if we made shirts

Out of used toilet paper

And called it a day?

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Hark! I, The Bard, Doth Telleth Of Some Happenings That Art Off The Hook, Yo!

“Once upon a time…”

Is the ye olde way to say

“Get a load of this…”

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Kids These Days…

My parents were trees;

I’m a cone that you step on

To make crackle sounds.

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Health Class Paid Off

Body builder said

“Feel my upper back”, but I

Knew it was a trap.

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