I write an essay for my class
Using ChatGPT.
The AI-checker software says
It was written by me.
But I write a post on Facebook
That includes the phrase, “The Jews”
And I get called a Russian bot
And scolded on the news.
Tag Archives: Poetry
When You Hit 18, That’s When You Buy A New One
If your underwear
Doesn’t have at least nine holes
You might be a chick
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Karaoke
Somewhere in Japan
Somebody hired a band
But the singer didn’t show up for the thing
So the others hatched a plan
That the world considered grand:
They’d make the audience get up and sing.
The result, as you’d expect
Was not a pretty song
But a bunch of office workers all off-key.
The band all stood erect
As everything went wrong
And now this is a favorite globally.
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Girls Just LOVE Exfoliating
My forehead is sunburnt
And peeling a bit.
My wife, for some reason,
Is playing with it,
Peeling my flesh off
With childish glee
And I love that I found someone
Weirder than me.
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Vacation, Part VIII (Regret)
I am home at last!
If you read my last six posts
There’s no secret code.
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Vacation, Part VII
I am home today.
My gators ate well last week.
Should have read part five…
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Vacation, Part VI
Have you ever looked
Straight into the setting sun
And thought, “I am dumb”?
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Vacation, Part V
Three more days at sea.
Alligators in my moat
Must want food by now…
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Vacation, Part IV
If a bear eats me
You won’t know ‘til August 10th.
Does that comfort you?
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Vacation, Part III
If you’re reading this
But part two does not exist
Blame WordPress, not me.
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