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Free Vacation Anyone?

What comes up

Must come down

Except the human propensity

To find reasons to frown.

But on the moon

The proverb’s incorrect,

So send the easily offended to the moon!

Does anyone object?

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[Insert Fish Pun Here]

Give a man a fish,

You’ll feed him for a day

Unless that man’s a vegan

In which case his death’s okay.

But teach a man to fish

(Be him Vegan or otherwise)

And if he gets married he’ll be grateful

And he’ll think you very wise.

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