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Just Peachy

I saw a gal I thought was cute

So I asked her thoughts on pitted fruit.

She said she thought plums were great

So I asked “How ’bout a date?”

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Acrostic Pickup Lines

H is for “Hey hot stuff!”

E is for “Eek! Sorry mom.”

Y is for “Yikes.”

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I’m Neither Micro Nor Soft… If You Know What I Mean

I once saw a lass dressed in lace

Who had the most beautiful face.

I said “please don’t hate

“But my name’s Windows 8.”

Then I asked “Can I crash at your place?”

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Questionable Pickup Line #473

If you see a girl you like

And say to her “my name is Mike”

Then it’d be a real shame

If that weren’t your real name.

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…At First Sight

If you were a cow

I’d give you a moo.

If you were the floor

I’d take a picture of you.

If you were a quiz show

I’d hazard a guess,

But since you’re a human

I couldn’t care less.

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