We’ve almost achieved
AI singularity.
Still no laser sharks.
Tag Archives: Short
Back Online, Just In Time For Election Season?
Hantavirus ship
Proves the “New World Order” guys
Must be introverts
Filed under Poems
And Then The Lord Did Unfriend Me
God made me a sandwich
And told me not to tell
But that’s my coolest story
So I’ll see all y’all in hell.
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Maybe If We Got One Of Those Video Games The Kids Like And Put Guns In It? Have We Tried That Yet?
I’m not so concerned about politicians
With approval rates at historical lows.
Instead I’m concerned that armed rebellion
Is still unpopular, but hey, that’s how it goes.
Filed under Poems
Just Add A Polo And Eight Hours Of Foot Fatigue
Yes sir, good morning, and how do you do?
That’s wonderful, really. I’m fine, how are you?
You mean it? That’s awesome! Ya know, that’s so true!
Thanks for your business. Bye bye now! (Pee-yew)
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Modern Composers Be Like
Why will no one pay
To hear my iguana fart
With an orchestra?
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Sports 101
Every sport on Earth
Is just humans playing fetch
With some extra rules.
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Win/Win, Nerd Style
Instead of all the low-income housing
Why can’t we build a castle or six
And all of the nerds will move in there
And the poor get the houses of sticks?
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The Daily Travesty 