Growing up means being sleepy
But working anyway,
Trying hard to not be creepy
While you earn your pay,
And maybe plotting a murder or two
But not giving that away.
Tag Archives: Short
Netflix Adaptations Claim Another Beloved IP
There once was fish that was blue
And instead of just one there were two
And another was black.
Red you say? That sounds wack!
And also the fish were gay too.
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This Is Probably Less Funny In Hebrew
And the Lord said unto Abraham
“You shall not eat unclean animals.
“Also, guess what I decided to name pig meat?”
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How Today’s High Schoolers Learned To Read
A is for abbreviation
Which means shortening things.
Z is for zat’s all folks,
Now go do kid things.
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Over Time, This Is Guaranteed To Reduce Traffic
Instead of red lights
We can just have free-for-alls
At the four-way stops.
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But How Long Does It Take To Walk A Dog?
As I age, I realize
How many rejections were not lies.
It turns out her washing her hair
Does take the entire evening. So there.
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Let Me Tell You About…
I used to dread going to parties
And talking to strangers all night.
Then I learned all about hemorrhoids
And now parties feel all right.
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Musician Uniforms
Black shirt plus cat hair
Makes the maestro panic ‘til
Sticky roller comes.
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The Daily Travesty 