What if we sold folks
A place they don’t want to go
Then shamed them for it?
Tag Archives: Short
Too Young For MySpace, Too Old For Empathy
When I hear the word
“Instagram” I always think
“These damn kids today…”
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See Also: Locusts, Floods, Lightning Strikes At Political Rallies…
A zombie apocalypse would be bad,
But if it was just a month or two
We’d probably see society improve
For the ones who made it through.
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Holy Cow
People will say “Jesus Christ”
“God Damn” and “Heaven Forbid.”
Meanwhile, there’s just some bull out there
Who’s wondering what he did…
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But We’re All Focused On Laser Guns Instead…
The whole Harry Potter idea
Where everyone owns an owl
Might not be super practical
But it would wipe away my scowl.
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Do PSAs, Not PS5s
If I had a dollar
For every time the mainstream media
Said something nice about white people
I’d have zero dollars
Which is still more than the WNBA
Has earned in all of history.
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She’s Tired Of People Playing It Without Permission
Rightful owner of
The world’s smallest violin
Wants you to cheer up
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