Instead of all the low-income housing
Why can’t we build a castle or six
And all of the nerds will move in there
And the poor get the houses of sticks?
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Universal Income When?
If I’m still in bed
Working hard to write poems,
Am I really though?
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Also, LinkedIn
Satan smiled and laughed:
“Wi-fi has no internet.
“That should blow their minds.”
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My Response To Deodorant Salespeople
If God intended
Men to have scentless armpits
He’d have made us snakes.
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Eight Hours Of Peace And Quiet
Toilet seats are cold
Unless you stay on them ‘til
The next needed time.
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Right Brain, Left Brain
Cubists make square art.
Architects just nod and smile
Then make rectangles.
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Extra Rigor
Played Jenga at work.
Got fired. Well, okay. The morgue
Will run without me.
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When In Doubt, Honeydew Not
If you eat some fruit that’s mushy
It’ll put a fire in your tushy.
If you think that it will not…
I’m writing on the pot.
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The Consequences of Social Media Engagement
There once was a reader named collectionspeedyae66825e51
Who cut the wire on my post from two days ago and now it’s done…
Tomorrow looks at the news
And see what collectionspeedyae66825e51 did choose,
But for now I’m going to collectionspeedyae66825e5 RUN!
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True Or False
Tick…tock…tick…tock…tick…
Will you cut the red wire
Or press the button?
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The Daily Travesty 