Today it was Christmas
And Christmas was done.
This poem is only smaller
Than my desire to go for a run.
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And With That, The Silence Ended
Tomorrow is Christmas eve
And today’s the 16th day of Chanukah.
I am six years old today
And you bought me a harmonica!
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Leadership in 2023
All kids get trophies
And generals get medals
And the commander in chief asks
“Why don’t wheelchairs have pedals?”
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Pitch Meeting
If you’re in a creative slump
With no ideas at all
Recall the Christmas ornament guy
Who said, “How ‘bout a ball?”
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Saturday
I’ve done nothing productive all day
And that won’t stop now, ok?
Please don’t make me do stuff.
“Not at all” is enough
And I’d love if you all went away.
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Revealed: Why There Are More Losers Than Winners
The time will come when you must choose
Whether in life to win or lose.
But what do winning and losing get us?
Losers get cake; Winners get lettuce.
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Investment Analysis
There once was a CPA
Who managed my 401(K).
They said unto me
That a 403(B)
Would be better. Why? IDFK
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Method Acting
As long as we’re recasting movies
Where male characters are now girls
I hope they can remake “Terminator”
As Hillary Clinton vs. the world.
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Guest Poem by POTUS
I will start by saying
Haikus have five syllables
In the first and third lines.
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Doggy DNA Tests (Or The National Origin Of The Chihuahua)
Huskies are Siberian.
Great Danes are German.
I’m not sure about yours though
Cause it’s merely a vermin.
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The Daily Travesty 