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Tag Archives: Short
PANned By The Critic?
I drew an unflattering picture
Of my friend as a half-goat-half-man.
He didn’t understand it was satyr-ical
But I’m doing the best that I can.
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It All Depends On Development Time
My only doubt about World War 3
Is whether it will be fought
By actual guys with an Xbox controller
Or the guy shooting back they call “bot”.
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We Can Do Without It
Speeches are just plays
Where nobody remembered the part
Where you dispense with “further ado”
And let the acting start.
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What I Learned In Acting Class
Growing up means being sleepy
But working anyway,
Trying hard to not be creepy
While you earn your pay,
And maybe plotting a murder or two
But not giving that away.
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Netflix Adaptations Claim Another Beloved IP
There once was fish that was blue
And instead of just one there were two
And another was black.
Red you say? That sounds wack!
And also the fish were gay too.
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This Is Probably Less Funny In Hebrew
And the Lord said unto Abraham
“You shall not eat unclean animals.
“Also, guess what I decided to name pig meat?”
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How Today’s High Schoolers Learned To Read
A is for abbreviation
Which means shortening things.
Z is for zat’s all folks,
Now go do kid things.
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The Daily Travesty 