I called her pulchritudinous.
She called me eellogofusciouhipoppokunurious.
Both of those are compliments
In case I made you curious.
Tag Archives: Short
English Empire? Hold My Beer…
We asked Canada to become a state
But they responded with only hate.
What was poor America to do
But extend the offer to Venezuela too?
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Errata for Yesterday’s Haiku
I have been informed
By the demons, and I quote,
“We’re busy elsewhere.”
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D&D, 1980s Edition
Demon worshippers
Moulding children to their will
Using dice and math.
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When You Have To Finish All The Christmas Candy Before Your Resolutions Start
Not quite next year yet…
Losing weight is easier
When you start out fat…
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Starting The Resolutions Early
‘Twas the night before Christmas
And wouldn’t you know it,
Eight lines of verse
From your favorite poet!
Though the wording was brief
The message was clear:
I’m sleepy right now
But I’ll do better next year.
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Let’s Eat Flesh vs. Let’s Eat, Flesh?
Zombie killing spree
And a zombie-killing spree
Are not the same thing.
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Keepy-Uppy Should Be An Olympic Sport
Make up fancy sports
With eight-hundred page rule books?
Nah. Play “don’t drop ball”.
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Ode To Government Transparency
There once was REDACTED from REDACTED
Who REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED.
On REDACTED he said,
REDACTED in bed”
And REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED
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