You can’t assault the willing
Or rob the destitute.
You cannot kill the corpses
Or silence the already mute.
You can’t raze the fallen
Nor an existing travesty botch
So if you feel targeted
Maybe take it down a notch.
Tag Archives: Short
Black Friday Deals
There was an unwanted doodad
That everyone figured was bad
But just for today
We can send it your way
For 10% off. Aren’t you glad?
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Enough Is Enough! (But I’m Having Seconds Anyway)
I’m looking forward to eating turkey
Until I’m comatose instead of perky
And the fact that in around seven days
There will come an end to the Black Fridays.
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But There Is An “I” In “Heavy Sigh”
They say there’s no “I” in team
Which makes me want to scream
‘Cause there’s no “I” in “eye”
Nor in “aye”, “fly”, “guy”, “spy”,
So it’s not as mundane as would seem.
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*Sniff*
If, instead of using eugenics
To get a particular color of eye,
They bred for noses that never get stuffy
We’d think better of small-mustache guy.
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Why The Dinosaurs Didn’t Re-Evolve
Chicken of the Sea
Serves as warning for the fish
Who would go on land.
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Happy International Men’s Day!
House all to myself.
There’s a lot of stuff to do
Like nap on the couch.
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Bypassing Internet Censorship, Two Clubs Interconnected By A Chain At A Time
Who decided that “Nunchaku”
Should be pronounced like “Numb Chucks?”
I assume it’s some translator,
But they’re almost certainly dunfaku.
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Worth A Shot?
You say that pushing people
Into volcanos isn’t fair.
I say “the Mayans didn’t have a $38 trillion national debt”
And then, with a sniff, say “so there”.
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The Daily Travesty 