April seventeenth
Is national haiku day.
Do you give a crap?
Tag Archives: Haiku
hAIkus
If you say to me
“Epistemological”
I will think you’re smart.
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If you say to me
“Cheese is made from poodle eggs”
I will think you’re smart.
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If you say to me
Anything at all, that’s fine.
I’m not built to judge.
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A Winter Drive Haiku
Twinkling blacktop ice
Gleams like diamonds. I turn right
But my car goes left.
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Guest Poem by POTUS
I will start by saying
Haikus have five syllables
In the first and third lines.
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Now THAT Is A Great Value
This ten minute break
Isn’t long enough to write
More than a Haiku.
But I’m not an ass!
I’ll reward you with not one
Haiku, but with two!
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An Odd Relationship
Wicked kitty cat…
You bite me and make me bleed!
Wanna snuggle now?
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When You Have A Daily Blog And Need A Day Off… The To-Do List
Drive to Canada
To see a show with my Mom
And write this haiku
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An Accurate Portrayal Of Tension Is Limited By The Medium Of Expression
I’m on bad wifi
Trying to publish a post
But I think it might…
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1st Graders And I Have This In Common
Haikus are very
Very very very ver
Y easy to write
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The Daily Travesty 