We are all mermaids
Who evolved to live on land
And not sing as much.
Tag Archives: Haiku
My Conversation Tomorrow After I Get To Work With Two Hours Of Sleep
D and D went long.
We were fighting evil frogs!
What do you mean, “Nerd”?
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Who Needs A Kid When You Have…
Big fat ginger cat
Satan in a fluffy ball
He deserves more food
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Every. Single. Month.
In thirty seconds
She can laugh and scream and weep
‘Cause water is wet
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What I Learned In English Class
Haiku poems are great
‘Cause teachers can’t judge you for
Minimal effort
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7-9-7
If you make a long haiku
With too many syllables in it
Nothing changes. Lighten up.
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Nightmare? Or Dream Job?
Curtains rise. Spotlight.
I am in my underwear.
Modeling is weird.
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