January 26, 2025 · 7:44 pm
Fourth and seven Bills:
Kincaid almost got the catch…
Well #*$&… Go Eagles!
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December 29, 2024 · 8:36 pm
Two days left to go
Of this wild and crazy year…
Peaceful at the gym
December 21, 2024 · 4:27 pm
Shortest day of year
Then Grandma says “anal cyst”
Feels much longer now
December 12, 2024 · 8:39 pm
Wrapping paper tube
In my mind a light saber
Wife is not impressed
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October 11, 2024 · 8:53 pm
Whenever I meet
Patriotic Libyans
It’s a big green flag.
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September 12, 2024 · 8:12 pm
If you see a pig
Turning on your monitor
Makes it go away
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August 31, 2024 · 9:55 pm
My pronouns are just
The sound of a pump shotgun
Loading one more shell
August 22, 2024 · 6:57 pm
Barbecue at work.
Brought wieners and hot fresh buns.
Now I’m unemployed.
August 4, 2024 · 9:04 pm
We drove home today
People need to learn to drive
Terrible traffic
July 1, 2024 · 6:01 pm
I’m at a party.
My phone is at nine percent…
My life is over!
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