If you make a long haiku
With too many syllables in it
Nothing changes. Lighten up.
Tag Archives: Haiku
Nightmare? Or Dream Job?
Curtains rise. Spotlight.
I am in my underwear.
Modeling is weird.
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Microsoft
five years after death
my computer loads a page:
“how to download chrome”
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Felines Don’t Count Syllables
Tonight I’m a cat.
Why don’t you write me a poem?
Also, feed me peasant.
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Before and After
Hot tub in the snow
Warm and cozy, loving life
Whatcha mean, “Get out”?
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Qui Gonn Logic
Crazy little slave
Killed an army just for kicks.
Better train the kid!
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My Evening
Fourth and seven Bills:
Kincaid almost got the catch…
Well #*$&… Go Eagles!
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We’ll Start Next Year
Two days left to go
Of this wild and crazy year…
Peaceful at the gym
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Happy Solstice
Shortest day of year
Then Grandma says “anal cyst”
Feels much longer now
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Be Me, A 30-Year-Old Child
Wrapping paper tube
In my mind a light saber
Wife is not impressed
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The Daily Travesty 