I thought about the venus flytrap
And how cool are carnivorous plants.
Then I thought about the opposite
And how we might enhance
An animal that ate no meat
And was immobile and sat in the sun.
Turns out there’s an animal like that:
The “Californian”.
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Yesterday
All my motivation went away
Now I’m writing you this poem today,
A parody
Of yesterday.
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Drive to Canada
To see a show with my Mom
And write this haiku
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“He who thinks great thoughts
“Often makes great errors”.
That’s a quote from Martin Heidegger.
I don’t think great thoughts
And I also make great errors…
That’s a quote from me. Also, Flydeigger.
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As the sun sets in the evening
And the frogs croak merrily
I sit upon a bed and write
A poem, verily.
When read aloud it would be best
To speak most airily
For the effort I put in could be
Described as “barely”.
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There once was a limerick from Nice
That was astonishingly concise.
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I found a fun video game
That simulates many ways to die.
The designers overlooked the simple fact
That survival means I’d have to try.
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Happy bunny day today
To those who hunt for eggs and pray
And also Lent is done so yay!
That’s all I’ve got, so go away.
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Looking back at 2022
I had a revelation that I’d like to share with you:
I realized that retrospectives take a while to do well
So I’ll end this poem early and say this year was pretty swell!
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Last night I wrote a lot.
Tonight I wrote much not.
The kettle is black and so is the pot.
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