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The Middle Child (68)

I remember how my sister,

69, was always “nice”.

Then my brother, 67,

Became a meme. It happened twice!

Yet here I am, poor 68,

Unrecognized ‘til now.

I am still important though,

And let me tell you how:

I’m the atomic number for Erbium

And the number of squares in Chutes and Ladders;

Emperor Nero died in year 68

So Julio-Claudians think that matters;

I’m a trope for a generic hotel room number

And the latitude of midnight sun;

L.C. Greenwood of the Steelers

Wore my number. Super fun!

I’m two-times-two times seventeen

And a Californian highway

And still despite these awesome facts

I never get things my way…

For now I’ll stay anonymous

As seems to be my fate

But watch for me on YouTube

In 2028.

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History Repeating Itself

Only took three years

Of England having a king

To become evil…

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They Were Viva-ing La Vida Alright…

There once was a CEO

Who went to a Coldplay show.

The HR-H.O.E.

Said, “Kiss cam? OMG!”

And now the whole world’s in the know.

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A New Perspective

I’ve started to think of ads

As memes from strangers’ dads

About brands I don’t know

And that makes me feel so

Much less like I’ve been punched in the ‘nads.

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To All Of The Unsuccessful Influencers

If you ever feel like a failure

Know that someone made a living

From that video of Grandpa

Getting drunk that one Thanksgiving

But your video of falling

Off a bridge ain’t got no views…

So yeah, you fail at failing,

But isn’t that good news?

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Little Did We Know, Fido Was The Lucky One

The fact it’s been 24 hours

Since our commander-in-chiefs-to-be stood

And spoke live in front of the nation

About everything they think is good

And all we remember is laughing

At foreigners eating a pet

Is a sign of the fun we’ll be having

In the bunkers without internet.

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For Everything There Is A Season

Some people say I’m not funny.

Some people say I’m just dumb,

But for years a grammatically-incorrect cat who wanted a cheeseburger was the funniest thing on Earth

So I figure my time will come.

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Somebody Once Told Me…

I proudly draw a perfect circle

And then somebody screams…

“It’s a Venn Diagram of people born in the ’90’s

“And people who like to make memes!”

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Good Clean American Cinema

If the Florida Air National Guard

Gets attacked by a suicidal croc

And they try to assassinate the leader

By using many a Blackhawk

Then discover the croc was Muslim

And they make a movie about it later

I hope they give it the title:

“Hella’copters vs. Allah Gator!”

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Yours Truly, Saedifotuo

There’s a meme you may have seen

That posits the following claim:

If you spell your name backwards

It is your “Demon Name.”

Now Bob and Racecar doubt themselves

(Though Racecar already did)

And you won’t see Regina anywhere

‘Cause she already hid.

Meanwhile, poor Natasha

Has mysteriously been ignored…

Thanks for reading this poem

And I hope you’re no longer bored!

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