My parents were trees;
I’m a cone that you step on
To make crackle sounds.
Tag Archives: Short
Health Class Paid Off
Body builder said
“Feel my upper back”, but I
Knew it was a trap.
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The Old Greats Are Always Surpassed By Modern Marvels
Frankenstein reflects
That his monster has nothing
On the kid you made.
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High School Science, 2025
Men are from Mars.
Women are from Venus.
Explain in 500 words
Why you should chop off your penis.
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Gun Control Logic Be Like…
There once was a gal in a chair
Who got stabbed while she sat there.
We then rightly deduced
Murders can be reduced
By banning all sitting. Sound fair?
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Sympathetic Villains
I want a government run by puppies.
If you want that as well
Let’s team up and kill six-billion folks
And make the world more swell.
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21st Century Love
Learning CPR
To kiss choking folks for free
Still beats dating apps.
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Kitty Says…
I brought them a gift.
It flew off and bit their kid.
I’m the goodest boy.
No Fire Breath Required
Soon the dragons will come returning
And watch our nations burn and fall
And say, “My goodness, look at them go!
“Guess they didn’t need us after all.”
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The Daily Travesty 