If their best player’s white
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Queen
I’d rather have money than AIDS.
I’d rather have a dollar than a cent.
I prefer one thing to another
But I got both, so that’s the way things went!
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Cleatus Joins Facebook
I tried usin’ logic
On a lib’ral feller.
It was like throwin’ a flashbang
At Ms. Helen Keller.
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Also, Why Is Gold Yellow?
If you want to see if someone
Is a masterful debater
Just ask them “Why do asteroids
“Always land within a crater?”
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The Least Surprising Story Ever
The gender-neutral pronoun
In the english tongue is “he”
According to the Chicago Manual of Style.
A person on the internet
Disagreed with me.
He was a vegan 49ers fan named Kyle.
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Vaping
I said “People love dying of cancer
“And stinky electrical stuff.
“Why don’t we combine them?”
Then the corporations called my bluff.
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Mary Poppins, Directed by Quentin Tarantino
I like hiking by the stream.
I like the taste of whipping cream.
I like having a happy dream.
Also, the electric chair.
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The Frog Prince’s Happy Ending
A long time ago in Pacote
A princess would swim in the moat.
A frog said “I’m a knight,”
So she kissed him. That night
She wound up with a frog in her throat.
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Coconut Milk
I wonder if the island folks,
The island dames and island blokes,
Get upset when coconuts
Breastfeed their kids out of their cocohuts.
Yes, I’m tired. Liking my posts helps me sleep. You know you want to…
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My Limerick Live-Stream
There once was a poet from WA
Who flew this morning to CA.
He rode in car
And it’s been good so far.
Also, he’s tired. HaHA!
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The Daily Travesty 