Eighteen times we swung our putters.
Eighteen times a whole in one.
Some people started at the green
But starting at the hole is way more fun.
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Remember This In The Pandemic Of 2119
If instead of wearing masks
And going to school and work online
We had just put on some badass capes
The kids would all be fine.
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My Conversation Tomorrow After I Get To Work With Two Hours Of Sleep
D and D went long.
We were fighting evil frogs!
What do you mean, “Nerd”?
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If You Can’t Beat ‘Em
If you can’t beat ‘em, beat ‘em.
They’ll expect tou join them instead
So you have the element of surprise
If you beat ‘em and mess with their head.
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Who Needs A Kid When You Have…
Big fat ginger cat
Satan in a fluffy ball
He deserves more food
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Every. Single. Month.
In thirty seconds
She can laugh and scream and weep
‘Cause water is wet
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Same Goes For Penguins, Emus, Dodos…
If you ever see an ostrich
Don’t hit it with a stick
‘Cause when it comes to fight or flight
You know which it will pick.
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The Daily Travesty 