I’m writing another book
For Valentine’s Day this year
But I also hate advertising
So yeah… I was never here.
Tag Archives: Short
When It Snows On Your Parade?
I used to have a whole bunch of dice
But I can’t find two of them now.
I suppose that means it’s a pair o’ dice lost?
(Yes, this is a pun. Anyhow…)
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Would You Consider Him To Be A Jerk?
There once was a poet from Newark
Who never finished his work.
Even though it’d be easy
He was just that cheesy.
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Deterrent or Solution? How About Both!
If everyone had nuclear missiles
And lacked all self control
The internet would be a more peaceful place
And that is a most noble goal.
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My Stocking Is Stuffed And My Belly Is Too
Today it was Christmas
And Christmas was done.
This poem is only smaller
Than my desire to go for a run.
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And With That, The Silence Ended
Tomorrow is Christmas eve
And today’s the 16th day of Chanukah.
I am six years old today
And you bought me a harmonica!
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Leadership in 2023
All kids get trophies
And generals get medals
And the commander in chief asks
“Why don’t wheelchairs have pedals?”
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Pitch Meeting
If you’re in a creative slump
With no ideas at all
Recall the Christmas ornament guy
Who said, “How ‘bout a ball?”
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Saturday
I’ve done nothing productive all day
And that won’t stop now, ok?
Please don’t make me do stuff.
“Not at all” is enough
And I’d love if you all went away.
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Revealed: Why There Are More Losers Than Winners
The time will come when you must choose
Whether in life to win or lose.
But what do winning and losing get us?
Losers get cake; Winners get lettuce.
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The Daily Travesty 