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I’m 95% Confident

If your job includes

Subatomic particles

You may be a nerd.

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Endings Are Overrated. Candles, Not So Much.

Lights are flickering.

Dire rain and wind give me

An excuse to post…

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We’ve Come A Long Way Since 867-5309

The upside of the “6-7” trend

Is that it may show the unheralded end

Of kids saying “420-69”

Which makes me feel better than fine.

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No Change Is Good Change?

Thanks to a heroic protest

With an anti-monarchical request

I’m happy to say

That as of today

No kings have, our freedom, transgressed.

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Comfort or Fitness: How Will You Help Me?

If you ask my pronouns

I’ll answer with a smile.

If you tell me yours

I’ll sprint at least a mile.

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When School Gives You Hope

Sunday evening ends.

Glitch in time. It’s Saturday.

Yay, quantum physics!

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We’re Living In A Fairy Tale

Once, there were some evil kings

Who did a lot of evil things.

As times go, it was not pleasant.

Unfortunately, that time’s the present.

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Experiment Successful

Seven people liked my Checkers poem.

Five liked my poem about Chess.

Does this prove something about my readers?

Read the title, then hazard a guess.

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Checkers

Checkers is like Chess

If you like thinking less.

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You Can Pose For The Brochure Though!

Need a scholarship?

Are you brown or female?

Still no, but congrats.

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