So you’re in need of housing
And you’re the budget-concious type, right?
Well I’ve got an arrangement
That will surely have you swipe right!
Now, first impressions matter
But second chances matter more
So don’t pass too harsh a judgement
Just ’cause it doesn’t have a door.
The walls have unique colors
But all’s not what it seems.
Some folks don’t think it looks at all
Like puke and shattered dreams.
If you’re one who likes hunting
But like to stay inside the walls
You can satisfy both longings
With wild game that roams the halls.
When it rains you won’t need faucets.
When its hot a breeze comes in.
When it’s cold you’ll make a fire,
Which in my book is a win.
So if your shattered ego
Is numb enough to stay
You’ll get the cheapest rent in town:
A thousand bucks a day!
The Daily Travesty 