Haikus prove Japan
Thought of TikTok poetry
Way before the world.
Tag Archives: Haiku
Big Yikes! Finna Be Salty
Lore drop: “No cap fam”
When said to boomers does not
Make them press F, chat.
Filed under Poems
Musician Logic
9:00 PM practice
Because people play better
After a long day
Today In Headlines That Never Existed:
Government program
Accomplished its goals, and so
We’ll drop your taxes.
Filed under Poems
Mixed Opinions
“Greenland” is a name
That does not describe the place,
Like “United States”
Filed under Poems
Government In A Nutshell
“Can we all agree…”
“No! You didn’t vote like me!”
“…That kittens are cute?”
Filed under Poems
It’s A Product And A Profession (Not Cannibals… The Other Bit)
Cannibals be like:
“Poultry farmers over there!“
“Chicken tenders! Yum!”
Filed under Poems
Innocence Dies First, Closely Followed By Spontaneity
Being an adult
Means you schedule things like sex
And video games
The Daily Travesty 