Irish music: It’s
About British oppression
Or just alcohol.
Tag Archives: Haiku
Flawless Logic
Victory is sweet.
Sweet things aren’t good for your health.
“Loser” means “healthy”.
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The Introvert Finds An Exception To The Rule
Guys, I learned something!
When you have plans for fun things
Cancelling feels bad.
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Advice From My Students
If you have not said
“Lozenge” today, try it out;
It’s a banger word.
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Happy Valentine’s Day! (Buy My Book)
Aromatic plants
Cuddle with their families
Before reaping day.
Tiny baby rose
Has her petals scattered on
Your bedroom carpet.
When will peace return
And the wanton slaughter end?
Why not do your part?
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Short Form Content
Haikus prove Japan
Thought of TikTok poetry
Way before the world.
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Big Yikes! Finna Be Salty
Lore drop: “No cap fam”
When said to boomers does not
Make them press F, chat.
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Musician Logic
9:00 PM practice
Because people play better
After a long day
Today In Headlines That Never Existed:
Government program
Accomplished its goals, and so
We’ll drop your taxes.
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Mixed Opinions
“Greenland” is a name
That does not describe the place,
Like “United States”
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The Daily Travesty 