Tag Archives: Haiku

How To Racism: A Three-Word Haiku

Sensationalize

Incompatibility.

Recapitulate.

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Snape’s Legacy

Die a hero or

Live to see yourself race-swapped

On HBO Max

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Over Time, This Is Guaranteed To Reduce Traffic

Instead of red lights

We can just have free-for-alls

At the four-way stops.

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Thanks, Obama

Paid for gas today.

Turns out having one kidney

Isn’t all that bad.

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Musician Uniforms

Black shirt plus cat hair

Makes the maestro panic ‘til

Sticky roller comes.

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Mic Drop

Language is all like

Low-key totally like… yeah.

Am I right or what?

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I’m Going To Get Fired For This One…

Meritocracy

Is what happens when you give

White kids scholarships.

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What An Improvement!

AI is a tool

Like search engines without ads.

Also, it has ads.

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Online Dating (An Impressionist Retrospection)

Egg salad sandwich

Bathing in the midday sun

Wanting to be loved

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(Or Both)

Irish music: It’s

About British oppression

Or just alcohol.

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