Black shirt plus cat hair
Makes the maestro panic ‘til
Sticky roller comes.
Tag Archives: Haiku
I’m Going To Get Fired For This One…
Meritocracy
Is what happens when you give
White kids scholarships.
Filed under Poems
What An Improvement!
AI is a tool
Like search engines without ads.
Also, it has ads.
Filed under Poems
Online Dating (An Impressionist Retrospection)
Egg salad sandwich
Bathing in the midday sun
Wanting to be loved
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Flawless Logic
Victory is sweet.
Sweet things aren’t good for your health.
“Loser” means “healthy”.
Filed under Poems
The Introvert Finds An Exception To The Rule
Guys, I learned something!
When you have plans for fun things
Cancelling feels bad.
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Advice From My Students
If you have not said
“Lozenge” today, try it out;
It’s a banger word.
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Happy Valentine’s Day! (Buy My Book)
Aromatic plants
Cuddle with their families
Before reaping day.
Tiny baby rose
Has her petals scattered on
Your bedroom carpet.
When will peace return
And the wanton slaughter end?
Why not do your part?
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