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Tag Archives: Haiku
If You Know, You Know
Halloween one-shot
Playing long past 9:00 PM
My nerd social life
Filed under Poems
Endings Are Overrated. Candles, Not So Much.
Lights are flickering.
Dire rain and wind give me
An excuse to post…
Filed under Poems
When School Gives You Hope
Sunday evening ends.
Glitch in time. It’s Saturday.
Yay, quantum physics!
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You Can Pose For The Brochure Though!
Need a scholarship?
Are you brown or female?
Still no, but congrats.
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We Could Have Had Super Soldiers By Now, And Yet…
Still no one has tried
Giving coffee to the sloths.
Science, what the #%**?
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I Failed My Wisdom Saving Throw
Work at 5:00 AM.
We played D&D tonight.
Sleep is optional.
Filed under Poems
Sophie’s New Choice
Equal wages or
Pumpkin-spice in everything…
White girls, whatcha got?
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The Cardinals Uniform Designer, Apparently
What if we made shirts
Out of used toilet paper
And called it a day?
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The Daily Travesty 