Back to school is near…
Then, when kids are back in class
Pumpkin spice returns.
Tag Archives: Haiku
Mama… Dada…****ing **** ******* in a ****** Puddle
If we make all words
Inappropriate to say
Kids will talk at birth.
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When The Beloved Classic Novel Has A Slow Start
Sorry, Scout and co…
I don’t care about your town.
Just kill the dang bird!
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El Haiku Mucho Bueno
Burritos are great;
They put smiles on your face
And songs in your butt.
When You Hit 18, That’s When You Buy A New One
If your underwear
Doesn’t have at least nine holes
You might be a chick
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Vacation, Part VIII (Regret)
I am home at last!
If you read my last six posts
There’s no secret code.
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Vacation, Part VII
I am home today.
My gators ate well last week.
Should have read part five…
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Vacation, Part VI
Have you ever looked
Straight into the setting sun
And thought, “I am dumb”?
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Vacation, Part V
Three more days at sea.
Alligators in my moat
Must want food by now…
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Vacation, Part IV
If a bear eats me
You won’t know ‘til August 10th.
Does that comfort you?
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The Daily Travesty 