Sunny Summer day
Fluffy clouds and gentle breeze
Now I’m way too tan
Tag Archives: Haiku
Cause and Effect
Birthday cake is good.
Every day someone is born.
Ergo: I am fat.
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Origins of Childhood Trauma
Super secret base.
Red alert! It’s Mom and Dad
Taking pillows back…
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The Introvert’s Decision
Go big or go home?
Suffice to say I am not
Fond of going big.
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The Finalists For The 2025 Missing Championship
Epstein client list
Inner city black father
Livable wage jobs
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There Will Be Signs…
If I ever say
“Let’s play some Monopoly”
I’ve been body-snatched.
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Ted Talks Nowadays
Maybe if we hugged
Pterodactyls every day
We would have world peace
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Cheese comes from a can
Also from mammal udders
Therefore cows are steel
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Climate change is bad.
So is hitting little kids.
#ChangedMyLife
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Dad Jokes Just Got Nerdier
Knock knock. Who’s there? Joe.
Joe who? Joe Mom! LOL!
My poor future kids…
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The Daily Travesty 