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Tag Archives: Haiku
Kitty Says…
I brought them a gift.
It flew off and bit their kid.
I’m the goodest boy.
We Returned It Twice, But He Keeps Insisting…
Big fat fluffy cat
Thinks our Amazon wish list
Includes a dead bird
Filed under Poems
Share This With Anyone Who Disses Your Business Idea
Styrofoam peanuts
Plus some sugar and orange paint:
Still in business how?
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Fashion Advice For Men
Nothing says “Stud” like
Wearing a Hawaiian shirt
With a sweater vest
The End Of Summer
Back to school is near…
Then, when kids are back in class
Pumpkin spice returns.
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Mama… Dada…****ing **** ******* in a ****** Puddle
If we make all words
Inappropriate to say
Kids will talk at birth.
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When The Beloved Classic Novel Has A Slow Start
Sorry, Scout and co…
I don’t care about your town.
Just kill the dang bird!
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El Haiku Mucho Bueno
Burritos are great;
They put smiles on your face
And songs in your butt.
When You Hit 18, That’s When You Buy A New One
If your underwear
Doesn’t have at least nine holes
You might be a chick
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