When I spray the hose
I can make rainbows appear
In our living room
Tag Archives: Haiku
Ted Talks Nowadays
Maybe if we hugged
Pterodactyls every day
We would have world peace
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Cheese comes from a can
Also from mammal udders
Therefore cows are steel
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Climate change is bad.
So is hitting little kids.
#ChangedMyLife
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Dad Jokes Just Got Nerdier
Knock knock. Who’s there? Joe.
Joe who? Joe Mom! LOL!
My poor future kids…
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My Conversation Tomorrow After I Get To Work With Two Hours Of Sleep
D and D went long.
We were fighting evil frogs!
What do you mean, “Nerd”?
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Who Needs A Kid When You Have…
Big fat ginger cat
Satan in a fluffy ball
He deserves more food
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Every. Single. Month.
In thirty seconds
She can laugh and scream and weep
‘Cause water is wet
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What I Learned In English Class
Haiku poems are great
‘Cause teachers can’t judge you for
Minimal effort
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The Daily Travesty 