“Corporations are evil”
I think as I buy my Special K
And hop in my Toyota
And drive to the YMCA.
“Corporations are evil”
Is what’s running through my head
While I surf Youtube on my iPad
From my new Sleep Number bed.
“Corporations are evil”
Helps me eat my Eggland’s Best,
Helps me get ready for work at Megatech
As in Prada I get dressed.
“Corporations are evil”
Is a truth you can’t deny
Because my friends say it on Facebook
Which means that so should I.
“Corporations are evil.”
Was that all I have to say? Check!
It helps me feel virtuous
As Wells-Fargo cashes my paycheck.
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