I woke up at 5:00.
Went for a two mile run.
What is wrong with me?
Tag Archives: Poetry
The Guy in 23E
I couldn’t decide
On which cologne
I should wear on the plane.
I tried the first,
And then the next,
And then the first again.
I spritzed and whiffed
But never found
A scent that suited me,
So I tried them all.
Which one works best?
We’ll have to wait and see.
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Columbus
Longitude and latitude
Give me a nasty attitude.
Forget the maps to India.
Let’s just with the wind, ya?
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Perception of Eternity
Time is not eternal:
It will someday go away,
And we’ll be left in timelessness
For eternity to stay.
Time is not eternal:
We’ve only got today,
But luckily we have meetings
To make it feel that way.
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Before Showers
Tepid waters of my bath
Invoke in me a primal wrath,
But as I move to strike them down
I’m shown to be a simple clown,
For where I strike, the water bends.
This is where my childhood ends,
For no more baths shall I take.
Instead, I go swimming in a lake.
Kids These Days
Plodding, panting, galivanting
Amidst the grassy park.
I see a cat. I don’t like that
So I conjure up a bark.
The cat runs off. I’m satisfied
And so I pee and drool.
Then mommy puts the leash back on
And we drive off to school.
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Distractions
Distractions are a reality.
Of life, they’re an integral part.
You must always be careful
To finish what you
