Tag Archives: Politics

Am I Trusting The Science Right Yet?

I want to compare test answers

‘Cause I don’t think I passed…

The world is going to flood because

We’re using too much gas

So an African guy made a car

That uses electricity

And people are setting those cars on fire

Because of bad publicity?

But I thought the existential threat

Was a warming atmosphere?

Why are we taking violent action

So the air cannot stay clear?

And somehow its the billionaires

Who’re making us be poor

By reducing all our taxes

And keeping thieves out of their store?

Forgive me if I missed a point…

There’s just so much to learn!

What say we light another joint

And watch the city burn?

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Get It… Terrific?

I’ve heard people say leftists are happy

With Trump’s economics. A specific

Comment I heard is that they are feeling

A really strong feeling of tariff-ick.

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Off The Grid

The government is playing Yahtzee

Except instead of rolling dice

They get to place the dice face-up

However they think is nice.

Meanwhile, they make us roll our dice

And tell them what we rolled

Even though they already watched us

And take half our score ‘til we fold.

Playing Yahtzee with the government

Is not a whole lot of fun

So that’s why I want to go live in the woods

With my wife, my dog, and my gun.

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The Worst Place That Everyone Wants To Be?

Anerica is an evil place

Led by terrible rapists and thieves

And yet people say it violates their rights

If anyone asks them to leave?

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The End Of An Era

There once was a puppet named Joe

And what he did he doesn’t know.

Tomorrow he leaves

And while blue-hair girl grieves

We’ll welcome back orange MAGA bro.

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The Poetical Political Spectrum Test

The Left

If your daughter tells you “Mother

“I am actually your son”

Then tell him that’s amazing

And he’s still your favorite one.

The Right

If she says she wants testosterone

Tell her she’s testost-on-her-own.

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That’s Why They Have You Beet…

There once were some people with torches

Who sat upon their front porches

And cried “People with pitchforks

“Are evil and rich dorks”

While the real evil people ate bortsch.

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Wicked: The Clinton/Harris Story

It’s not that we don’t want a woman

As president of the USA…

It’s that our two female options so far

Would get melted by water. Ok?

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If At First You Don’t Succeed…

There twice was an unlikeable chick

Who expressed her detractors were “Ick”.

She lost to a man

With a very fake tan

And I’m not opposed to the schtick.

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Dear Every Channel Today, Apparently…

If you feel the need to change our minds

Two days before our votes are cast

I suggest that your campaign was crap

And the time for changing minds has passed.

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